What’s the best joke in a movie? Like, single joke. One line, one gag, or one of whatever you consider a joke. I guess there can’t really be one definitive answer because comedy is subjective or whatever (and comedy is definitely subjective), but I am about to make the claim that the single best joke in a movie is a seemingly random, throw-away bit in Top Secret.
The scene in question happens pretty early on in the film (and yes, Top Secret is a film), where Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer), a sort of Elvis-esque rockstar, attends a dinner hosted by the East German government. When one of the waiters starts speaking to him in German, he mentions that he doesn’t know any German. The woman sitting next to him follows this with “I know a little German. He’s sitting over there!” Cut to a random shot of this little German guy waving. I don’t know why, but something about this little German guy and his little hat and his little wave makes me laugh every time I think about him. It’s my favorite moment in the movie, and it’s one that I like to tell people about all the time.
Did me explaining the joke completely ruin it? Probably. But Top Secret is filled with little moments like these. You could put 20 people in a room, force them to watch Top Secret, and all of them might leave with a different favorite gag, and honestly, I’m willing to hear out every single one of them.
Despite being considered a box office bomb upon release, Top Secret has aged pretty well over time, and its following has continued to grow since its release on home media and cable. While the team of Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker will always be best known for Airplane, I’m a strong defender of Top Secret being their best. While Airplane! takes one genre (that being of the disaster movie) and parodies it, Top Secret plays out like a weird combination of a spy movie and a war movie and an Elvis movie, complete with a Beach Boys parody song about skeet shooting written by the original “musical genius,” Brian Wilson himself. And that alone makes it worth watching.